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Before we get into the latest headlines, let’s kick it off with some good news in our brand-new segment, Ray of Sunshine. (triumphant music playing) All right, first up is news out of India. So many people in India are quarantined in their homes that, for the first time in a long time, you can

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Jeremy what up what’s up man ah ah dude you too with the corona man hey doing the elbow dude you’re really worried about that yeah this is serious you of all people and what should we do with them pigs people are dying out there bro you got to be safe yo I am

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– Tonight, I can report the sky is absolutely falling, we are all doomed, the end is near, the apocalypse is immanent, and you’re going to all die. Or at least that’s what the media mob would like you to think. (dynamic music) – I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold,

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That’s our show for today. Before we go though, this is a make-or-break week for many doctors, nurses, and first responders around the country. And you at home can help them protect themselves while they’re saving lives. All they need is help getting masks, gloves, and gowns, or PPE, to protect themselves during this crisis.

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What’s going on, everybody? Trevor Noah here. Welcome to another episode of The Daily Social Distancing Show. It is now day 18 of staying at home to prevent the spread of coronavirus. And here’s your quarantine tip of the day. I know these have been helping you live your life. If you crank up the

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– We all know that the healthcare system is under an immense amount of pressure right now, so I’m about to talk to one of the many New York City doctors who’s fighting this crisis to find out what we at home can do to help. (bell dings) Oh, hey Doctor Mike. – How goes

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Today is April 1, known throughout the world as April Fools’ day. It’s the perfect day to reveal a secret you’ve been keeping, and if the person you tell reacts badly, you can just pass it off as a prank. “Honey, I’ve been sexting with your sister.” “What did you say?” “Oh, April fools!” (laughs)

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hey guys testing testing one two three let’s keep talking so we can find the right Mike let’s find the right Mike so that we can tear it up and have a good time with this let’s let’s rotate the crops let’s have some intercourse we are all quarantine it feels a lot like jail

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Hey, everybody. Trevor Noah here with another episode of The Daily Distancing Show. Thank you so much for tuning in. It is now week three of being stuck in the house, as you can tell, and I hope you are having a good weekend. I hope you had a good weekend. Although, let’s be honest–

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