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-Hello, everyone, and welcome back to my attic crawl space. Of course now that we’ve shifted our makeshift studio to this location, there’s one question that has preoccupied our audience perhaps more than any other and that’s, “What’s up… What’s up with that tiny little door over there?” I mean, is it where we keep

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– Bobby, you’re not Sonic The Hedgehog, are you? (laughter) I mean look at that hair. – Yes I am, I love eating the hedgehog, they’re delicious. – You know what happens? That’s, this whole thing started with. (laughter) – Uh, you guys, it’s fun! All right, well, two of my favorites. Ron, it’s nice

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– So we’re supposed to talk about stuff. (intense rock music) By the way, I ordered a Postmates, have you guys done that? I’m sure you have, right? – Yes, every day. – Postmates is like a lifesaver, you know? So, but have you had this? So I called, and then it goes, I get

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– All right, I’m looking at the comments. Last week’s favorite jokes were a side-chick economy, Poo Fighters. (chuckles) Do you remember reading “Brown Spots on the Walls” by Who Flung Poo? Parakeet Pete’s was my favorite. A little rough around the edges, but who cares anymore. Change things up, part your hair on the

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– A mystery buyer’s purchased a $93 million penthouse in New York City’s most expensive tower. No one knows who it could be. (audience laughs) – Thank you. – [David] Was he wearing a Knicks’ hoodie and pictures of himself on his socks? (audience laughs) – Nothing wrong with that. (audience laughs and cheers) (upbeat

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-Today is April Fools’ Day, the only holiday dedicated to destroying the trust of your loved ones. Now, I’m convinced my team is going to prank me, and, y’all, I’m terrified. Truly, I’m sweating. Seriously, though, I don’t know what’s in store for tonight’s episode. They wouldn’t even let me rehearse it. I’m reading everything

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-These are our favorite “Jokes of the Week.” [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ] President Trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month. Said Americans, “This is still the same month?!” The king of Thailand has reportedly self-quarantined by renting out an entire luxury hotel in Germany for himself and 20

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– Guys, I’m sick of the memes. Now everyone’s trying to uplift everyone and send funny stuff and I never thought I’d say this but I’m sick of seeing black dicks, all right. I mean the guys and the coffee foam, he’s in the Mount Rushmore, stop. (chuckling) It’s enough, it was funny the first

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Look at this guy, this guy is bootlegging and you guys is filming. He’s filming the filming. This is going on the cover of Worst Angle for a Fat Guy’s Profile Weekly. ♪♪ Hey, give me low and real chiney. Take it now. There you go. Try to get a good angle. ♪ They got

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-Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another edition of “Late Night” in a makeshift home studio. And as you can see, we’re trying yet another location in my house. We had been shooting in a garage, but we abandoned that because it was so cold that by the end of Monday’s “Closer Look,” my nose

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