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( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking

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We haven’t seen this next segment in a while. Trot Drama is back. Featuring the trot queen, Song Gain! Don’t be surprised. She’s going to do some acting. I can’t wait! – I bet you’re all curious! / – Yes! Let’s watch it! (It starts now) Business is bad. Not a single customer. Yeah. (Trot

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My wife expects me to do manly things like kill all the bugs. The problem with that is I’m scared of bugs, too! (laughing) Have you ever had a bug and you didn’t have any bug spray? So you just spray the bug down with anything you can get your hands on? “WD-40!” WD-40 with

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– My name is Tien, but my full name is actually Hanhtien which is spelled H-A-N-H-T-I-E-N. Remember that. I once had a teacher in high school, ♪ A white teacher ♪ (audience laughs) who was reading through roll call. And I knew she was about to get to my name ’cause she had that like,

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♪ ♪ (audience cheering) ANNOUNCER: Please welcome, Ali Saddiq! (applause) Hey. (laughter) How y’all doing? (scattered whooping) How the rest of y’all doing? (more whooping) Let me say this. Let me say this. I’ve been thinking about this, too. Father’s Day is the worst holiday in the world. I’ve done the research. I already know.

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It’s Gag Concert’s Saturday Theater. Our next clip was chosen as last week’s best. It’s time for Comedian Flex. – Let’s watch Comedian Flex! / – It was funny. (It means to show off your success or wealth) – That’s the best part. / – Flex. (I don’t eat the best part! Flex) That’s why

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BUT I’M GONNA CLUE YOU IN GUYS, I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 20 YEARS FOR WOMEN SEX IS MENTAL. IF YOU WANNA GET INTO OUR BED, YOU GOTTA GET INTO OUR HEAD. YOU’VE GOTTA TALK NICE, YOU’VE GOTTA MAKE US FEEL SAFE AND IMPORTANT. I’LL GET THERE. THAT’S FOREPLAY, IF YOU MAKE A WOMAN FEEL

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– Where are the cat people who like cats? People who like cats? [cheers and applause] Cats? Decent, that’s a decent response, actually. All right, where are the dog people who like dogs? [cheers and applause] Ferrets. Where are the ferret people? [mild cheers and applause] ♪ Highway run ♪ Just kidding. All right, this

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one of the most fascinating things I read about recently one of most fascinating places was a place called Rochester New York where genuinely this blew my mind where they had a city which was basically dedicated to rehabilitating people who had escaped slavery alright so black people who’d escaped the south garland to the

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