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-These are our favorite “Jokes of the Week.” [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ] President Trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month. Said Americans, “This is still the same month?!” The king of Thailand has reportedly self-quarantined by renting out an entire luxury hotel in Germany for himself and 20

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-Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another edition of “Late Night” in a makeshift home studio. And as you can see, we’re trying yet another location in my house. We had been shooting in a garage, but we abandoned that because it was so cold that by the end of Monday’s “Closer Look,” my nose

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– Hi. I’m Todd Barry. I’m a comedian. I’m not going to assume you know who I am, but… you probably do. (laughs) I just know who he is. and kind of what he does. But I don’t think I’ve sat down and watched any of him, ever. So, it’s not a slam on him.

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♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -How’s everyone doing tonight? Worried about your family’s well-being because you love them, but also, you kinda hate them because they’re all somehow standing in your way, no matter what room you walk into? That sounds about right. In that case, let’s get to the news. President Trump yesterday said the coronavirus

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[electronic music] – WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK– I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU. – I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. –

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-Hello, everyone, and welcome once again to “Late Night on Lockdown.” My staff and I are still at home social distancing and doing our part to slow the spread, which everyone should be doing. On Monday, we did our “Closer Look” from a hallway. But I was asked to move because hallways are, by design,

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(keyboard music) ♪ Sittin’ my bedroom night and day ♪ ♪ Trying not to spread this Corona strain ♪ ♪ Watching TV shows ’cause there ain’t no games ♪ – Ugh, I miss Lebron, rest in peace, Kobe! ♪ Nothing in the pantry but soup and beans ♪ ♪ Half a loaf of bread and

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– [Child] Dave Chappelle Cereal! (twinkling music) – That’s right kids, I finally got my own cereal, the first black man since Mr. T! – I’m rich beotch! (upbeat music) (groaning) – What is it honey? – I got a big meeting tomorrow and I still can’t sleep. I took sleeping pills and everything. –

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Hey guys, this episode is brought to you by Nord VPN right now get 70% off VPN only $3.49 a month Plus you get an additional month free! Check out the link in the description for more details. Now… on to the dubs! [fart] Shhh! Mom! I don’t feel good! Shut up! The monsters will

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