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Madame Where are you planning to go? Wait 2 minutes I will tell you Can’t you wait a little? I am coming just 2 minutes I am ready, I just have to lock the house OK bye See, madame again is going somewhere again today That is what she does all day yes, so should

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Please Mom No Please Mom !!! No Please I said NO !!! Please Mom !!! No Please Mom What do you want ??? Can we go on a vacation ??? Kid I said NO. Your father is on a business tour, out of town How will we go on winter vaccation? Mom we can lock

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A transport company is looking for workers. No thanks. I’m not a bodybuilder. This hotel is looking for a waiter. Please, I’m not a slave. Listen, the police is looking for a man, about 40 years old, that harasses women in the park at night. Now that’s a job for me, right?

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I was shocked Aren’t you surprised, sis? yeah .. I’m not surprised, I’m afraid Hello bro Allah is the Greatest Already know though Do not want … do not want … Allahuakbar .. shocked I’m surprised Oh he moved I’m looking for why there isn’t Look out mas, if reflexes are not confused. eh bancet

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Hi, Mikael. – Where is Sundland? – Lock him up. Can anyone explain why the hell we are at the hotel? – Do you mind playing dumb? – Where is Sundland? – Sundland does not come. – Why not? He is having a weekend with his kids. Perhaps he has worked enough. I can not

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I have been calling since so long., why are you not answering? There is so much rush and noise in your college that I could not hear it. I am getting nervous Why are you getting nervous? My result has been announced so I should be nervous. This is the reason I have sent you

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– Hey everybody in the bunker. I’ve been eating like everybody else. I ate all my earthquake kit. Ate my Corona kit. Now I’m feeling all fat and sassy. (David snaps and claps) (girl laughs) All right, lets do this. (David makes weird sounds) Okay, today is National Submarine Day. Appropriate because shit is going

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– Nervous Season 1 Episode 03 Are you a ghost or what? – I can see you everywhere – Why are you so smart? – How do you know that I’m a ghost? – Wow Are you a big star or a wizered? – No, I have to take a picture – Very handsome …

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Honey. I have a question. Instead, don’t get angry. Don’t get angry. Promise me. It’s not a strange question. Promise me you won’t be angry. I’ve been wondering for a long time, but when you’re lying down like this, the average couple… Usually couples kiss and kiss… But are we just lying around like this?

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