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(waves splashing) (peaceful folk rock music) – [Woman] Good to see you! You look so pretty! – Get outta here! You better make sure it’s cooked, too. Hey Derrick, how you doing? (people chattering) – How you doing, baby? What you want? You don’t want nothing? You came to see how Daddy work the grill?

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Closed Captions were added by Q1Q2 team. Producer: Ma Peng. Du Pengfei Written by: Bo Tong, Gao Yu I am a nurse A nurse in a Male Hospital Starring: Yang Ke, Wu Di, Shen Lu I’m 23 years old an age to consider marriage Actually, I’ve lost interest in men Since I was 14 years

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(cellphone rings) – Yeah. Got it. (bass filled, rhythmic music) (chattering) (elevator bell rings) (electronic whirling) – You enjoy the party? – Yes, ma’am, Ms. James. It was crazy. – Good. I’m happy to hear that. I wanted to talk to you about our future together. Is that okay? – Of course it is. –

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secretary drives from the Latin word for secret a secretary is accurate of Secrets and above all subservient this is about the amount of money you’ll make each week working from my husband pick it up and it’s yours with your teeth perhaps my money isn’t your motivation Martin read that name has great importance

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– When were you gonna collect my money? (bird crows) – When were you gonna collect my money? – Afterwards. – I want it now, Amy. (bird crows) It’s time humans knew who you were dealing with. I am Wron and I am the leader of this planet and these are my bitches, yeah. –

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– Hey creeper. Why don’t you just go ask them to play? – They don’t want me to. They said I’m weird. – Hey freak! – See? – Soccer’s for Mexican’s anyway. Hey, wanna go help me pour a bucket of hot sauce on the principal while he goes poop? – Sure. (upbeat music) (whispering)

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Hey, it’s Roy Wood Jr., and since we’re all stuck in our homes because of the ’rona, they’re making me review the greatest pandemic movies of all time. That’s right. My gift at my job is to watch movies of people horrified of the spread of an illness. I better get a raise for this

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