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All right, we can just jump into it. -Welcome to the show. -…man. I feel like we’ve all… we’ve all been thrust into this new world of living in a different way, and then you’re the first person who I felt like truly captured, like, bringing joy into the world of social distancing. Did you

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We are three weeks into 2020. Can you believe it? I personally can’t. We finally made it to a new decade. And so much has changed. We have gone through good times, bad times, that time when people were eating Tide Pods. All those times. We were introduced to new technology like emojis, new apps

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-Here at “Late Night” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight, white male would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you

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Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television and it’s largely due to the types of the jokes she makes. Almost every host is funny but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of it instantly endearing her guests to her. With… Where will you raise the boy? (laughs) You are funny,

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IT’S OKAY. IT’S OKAY. >>>PRESIDENT OBAMA STOPPED SMOKING YEARS AGO. NOW WE KNOW WHY HE DID THAT. WHILE TALKING WITH A U.N. OFFICIAL ON THE SIDELINES OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY MONDAY, AN OPEN MIKE CAUGHT THE PRESIDENT JOKING ABOUT THE REASON THAT HE QUIT. LISTEN.>>DID YOU GET THAT? THAT IS BECAUSE I’M CARED OF MY

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I mean, I hadn’t watched it until a few days ago, since it aired.>>So did I. Yeah, you saw it too.>>What a great show, I was LOL-ing for real.>>[LAUGH] >>Just alone, and watching it.>>It holds up.>>It holds up, it’s funny from beginning to end, all of it’s funny.>>Yeah, thank you.>>Even I was funny, and didn’t

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-Here at “Late Night” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don’t think that should stop you

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[jazz music starts playing] ♪ ♪ [clears throat] – OH, HONEY, I AM TIRED. I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT. – UH, WELL… [laughs] – IS EVERYTHING OKAY? – WELL, THAT’S, UH– IT’S–IT’S JUST THAT I WAS HOPING THAT– WELL, THAT WE COULD– AND I-I WANNA MAKE THIS CLEAR. I-I-I WANNA BE STRAIGHTFORWARD. I

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>>SIR, CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT’S YOUR BUSINESS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?>>I HAVE A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.>>DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND IDENTIFICATION TOO.>>YES, I DO.>>I NOTICE YOU’RE SWEATING FROM YOUR BROW.>>James: IT’S A WARM DAY. I THINK I MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG PLACE. I’M ON BREAK. I HOST A TV

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