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Are you handsome? Yes? Oh, you are a handsome boy. What are you doing?You’re buttoning the wall again. Are you a bad boy? You can take off your clothes. Come on baby.

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Let’s go, Bingbing. Let’s go for a meal. I’ve eaten. Don’t you usually eat with me? You abandoned me? Bad boy. Don’t want to share? Eat. Did you forget your brain when you went out? What did I say to you? I’ll pick it out for you. Any food on my face? I just want

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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We haven’t seen this next segment in a while. Trot Drama is back. Featuring the trot queen, Song Gain! Don’t be surprised. She’s going to do some acting. I can’t wait! – I bet you’re all curious! / – Yes! Let’s watch it! (It starts now) Business is bad. Not a single customer. Yeah. (Trot

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Guys! We’ve got to get something together for this show! I know I’m really panicking right now. I know what we’re gonna do! A rap! Yo, I’m MadLiz E-money K-Diddy on the mic yo! I’m Madliz I wanna see a UFO but I won’t be abducted you know I’ve got boundaries. I was very, very

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♪ ♪ (audience cheering) ANNOUNCER: Please welcome, Ali Saddiq! (applause) Hey. (laughter) How y’all doing? (scattered whooping) How the rest of y’all doing? (more whooping) Let me say this. Let me say this. I’ve been thinking about this, too. Father’s Day is the worst holiday in the world. I’ve done the research. I already know.

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– Welcome back to Baba Knows Best, the only game show where real brown dads compete for cold hard cash. We’re down to our final three dads. Let’s meet them. Up first an aerospace engineer from Seattle, Washington, give it up for Mohammad. Now, Mohammad I hear one of your hobbies is reading the newspaper?

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(alarm ringing) (humming) (upbeat playful music) (exploding) – [Girl] Look ma no helmet. (fire crackling) (classical music) (upbeat music) (laughs) – What a swell party Sally. Thanks for inviting us. – Oh, thanks for coming everyone, it sure is fun having my first boy/girl party. – I’ve got a keen idea. Why don’t we play,

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