Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

(ethereal music) (record scratches) (whimsical music) (wind whooshing) – Hey! – Hey! – What’s going on, guys? – Hey. I don’t know about you guys but I always get nervous when it’s time to go in and give my report to the big guy. – Oh, me too. – You always hope you’ve done enough

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

– GOOD JOB, CORKY! THE BIG GUY SEEMED PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR REPORT! – YOU HEARD THAT, KENNETH? SHE SAID “IMPRESSED”. – I HEARD HER. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND EARN YOUR POINTS, HELPING LITTLE OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET, OR RECYCLING YOUR LITTLE SODA CANS, THAT’S NOT FOR ME. – OH,

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 1 Comment

OKAY, CORKY. I THINK WE HAVE A GOOD SHOT OF GETTING OUR WINGS BACK THIS WEEK. SO LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING WHEN WE’RE FILING OUR REPORT WITH THE BIG GUY. CORKY? – KENNETH, WHAT’S WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE? HE KEEPS LOOKING AT YOU. – OH NO! IT’S THE ANALYST I HAD WHEN

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 3 Comments

AND HERE’S THE BEST PART: RIGHT BEFORE THE BOAT SANK, WE GOT ALL THE ORPHANS INTO THE LIFEBOAT, AND ROWED THEM TO SAFETY! – AND THEN WHEN WE GOT ASHORE, WE FOUND FAMILIES FOR EACH AND EVERYONE OF THOSE LITTLE KIDS. – SO I REALLY, REALLY, THINK WE DESERVE OUR WINGS BACK NOW. – SO,

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

SO, KENNY, WHY DO YOU THINK THE BIG GUY CALLED US UP HERE? DO YOU THINK HE WANTS TO GIVE US OUR WINGS BACK? – I’M TOO EXHAUSTED TO CARE. – YOU LOOK REALLY TIRED, BUDDY. WHY DON’T YOU LAY DOWN AND TRY TO GET SOME REST? – THANKS, CORKY. I THINK I WILL. THAT’S

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 1 Comment

KENNETH! IS IT REALLY YOU? I REALLY MISSED YOU. IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER SINCE THE BIG GUY SPLIT US UP. – WE’VE ONLY BEEN APART FOR 7 DAYS. – I KNOW, BUT IN 7 DAYS SO MUCH COULD HAVE CHANGED. ARE YOU TALLER? DID YOU LOSE ANY WEIGHT? DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME? – I’M THE

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 1 Comment

KENNY! IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY! YOU MISSED ME? A WHOLE WEEK APART, YOU MUST HAVE MISSED ME. – LISTEN, CORKY, I JUST HAD A MISERABLE WEEK BUSTING MY BUTT DOWN ON EARTH, SO PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME A LITTLE SPACE. – OOOH, YOU THINK YOU HAD IT ROUGH? I SUPPOSE I HAD

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

KENNETH! HA! HA! IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY? I HATE THESE WEEKS WHEN THE BIG GUY SPLITS US UP. DID YOU MISS ME? WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK? I’VE BEEN UP HERE CLEANING HEAVEN ALL WEEK. – CORKY, I HAD A REALLY TERRIBLE WEEK. I JUST NEED A FEW

Read More

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 6 Comments

SO A WEEK AGO WHEN THE BIG GUY SENT YOU BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND I HAD TO STAY UP HERE FOR ANGEL TRAINING, I WAS KIND OF BUMMED AT FIRST, BUT THEN, GUESS WHAT, IT WASN’T SO BAD! THE CLASS I WAS IN WAS ALL ABOUT HELPING SUPER MODELS. – SUPER MODELS? – YEAH!

Read More

Articles , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

part of this whole experience has been awesome it's been working with people that have done this so much more than we have we had a whole team of writers in la there's six other writers with me and Patsy they all brought their unique talents the table we used a method that I developed

Read More