– Last year. – Remember our host who shall not be named. – Shall not and I want to. – Shall not be named. He kept on bringing all of the women up as this next female. Get ready for the female. – This next comic is a lady. – Is a female. – Put
( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking
– My name is Tien, but my full name is actually Hanhtien which is spelled H-A-N-H-T-I-E-N. Remember that. I once had a teacher in high school, ♪ A white teacher ♪ (audience laughs) who was reading through roll call. And I knew she was about to get to my name ’cause she had that like,
♪ ♪ (audience cheering) ANNOUNCER: Please welcome, Ali Saddiq! (applause) Hey. (laughter) How y’all doing? (scattered whooping) How the rest of y’all doing? (more whooping) Let me say this. Let me say this. I’ve been thinking about this, too. Father’s Day is the worst holiday in the world. I’ve done the research. I already know.
-Today is April Fools’ Day, the only holiday dedicated to destroying the trust of your loved ones. Now, I’m convinced my team is going to prank me, and, y’all, I’m terrified. Truly, I’m sweating. Seriously, though, I don’t know what’s in store for tonight’s episode. They wouldn’t even let me rehearse it. I’m reading everything
-These are our favorite “Jokes of the Week.” [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ] President Trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month. Said Americans, “This is still the same month?!” The king of Thailand has reportedly self-quarantined by renting out an entire luxury hotel in Germany for himself and 20
(rock music) – What’s up everybody? (audience cheers) I’ve been listening to a lot of Journey. You like Journey? (audience cheers) Do you guys know the song “Separate Ways” by Journey? (scattered applause) – All right. For the rest of you that don’t know it, you know it. I’ll sing it for you. Also, I
[ Beep ] -Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard — aah! -I’ve been a teacher for many years, and I’ve never seen such a fuzzy child. -Well, we just finished processing your tests, and unfortunately, the results are swirling. -We’re live on this beautiful, funky night from the historic Hong Kong Phooey Stadium. Hi,