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JUDY WOODRUFF: A mammoth pandemic rescue plan for the U.S., costing more than $2 trillion, is now law. President Trump signed it today, and he ordered a major automaker to start churning out ventilators. He also authorized calling up military and National Guard Reserves to active duty. That came as U.S. infections topped 100,000, the

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Let’s kick it off with some good news first. The FDA has just approved a new coronavirus test due to start shipping this week. And this test will dramatically decrease the wait time for results, all right, down from a few days to a mere 45 minutes. Which is no time at all. That’s just

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– Hey, we’re about to hit it again with this garbage, but to all you Instagram models out there still clicking your heels, island hopping, don’t forget, it’s not as cute anymore because we’re here stuck in a bunker eating top ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, so we get you have great boobs and

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– Trevor Noah here. Right now, we don’t know when we’re gonna go back to the studio. We don’t know if we’re gonna go back to the studio. And I don’t think any of you know any different. Coronavirus has changed everybody’s lives. And so, what we’ve decided is to try and make The Daily

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Hope you all are good and doing well, I am your very friend and well wisher Mura Baksh, It is heard today that Corana is a prison who escaped the prison from China. And till today he has neither been caught nor seen. It is said by security experts that Corona will be put in

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I heard this morning that 42 states have it. And at the end of the month, we’re gonna have 50,000 cases of podcasts. And that’s– No, that would be horrible. Uh, as predicted, events are being canceled. Like I just said, we’ve got, uh, corona. It was, uh– Festivals like Coachella, Stagecoach, Pearl Jam’s national

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Outside of China, one of the countries hardest hit by the coronavirus has been Italy. Corona cases there seem to be doubling overnight, and it’s gotten so bad that at the Sistine Chapel, -God is now refusing to touch man. -(laughter) And as for the government of Italy, they’ve just decided to shut it all

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– Welcome to “The Daily Show: Global Edition.” I’m Trevor Noah. Before we begin, some news out of the Vatican City. The pope has suggested to followers that they give up Internet trolling for Lent. (laughter) And that– that’s such a specific instruction. It makes me wonder if the pope is getting bullied, you know?

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Let’s talk about the coronavirus. According to WebMD, you already have it. Now, every day, we learn more about how this virus is affecting the world. So let’s check in on the latest coronavirus news in our ongoing segment, Is This How We Die? -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Last week, we learned that coronavirus

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