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Do you love tricking your buddies and watching them squirm? Then you’ll want to pay close attention to these awesome, crazy pranks you can play on your friends! Oh my leg! I can’t even move it! Oh no! I’m so sorry! How on earth did you hurt yourself? Let’s see the damage here. Ahh! That’s

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COACH: Alright time out, time out! We are falling apart out there! We’re down a hundred! Jenny, where’s the defence? JENNY: I’m six! COACH: And Roger, where’s the hustle? ROGER: My sciatica’s been acting up. And my wife died. TEAM: Oh… Sarah. COACH: We all miss Sarah. But that’s no excuse! You think the other

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[bicycle bell rings] Just, uh… …locking up my brand new Smith & Wesson police tactical bike. Here in broad daylight. I’m sure it’s safe. And…taser. Nice. From the spy store. Hello. Take the bai– Ah! Stop! That mirror was $80. [theme music] (Dangle) ‘Come on. She tricked me.’ It was a trick. Whoa! [gunshots] –

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I got to do some international shows this year I performed in Japan for the first time which was amazing. I mean I wasn’t in Japan just for stand-up, I was also modeling. I wish that wasn’t that funny but… But Japan the Japanese are just they’re better at being human, can we admit that?

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VANCE: I think I’m gonna go to bed, this is too scary. TIM: It’s the fireplace channel. VANCE: Yeah but it always freaks me out when they put on another log. FRANCO: Hey, where’s Guled? TIM: He went to bed. He’s got an early driver’s test in the morning. FRANCO: Oh, hey Guled, I thought

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Who’s behind me that you keep clapping? Is there somebody famous behind me? Thank you. I’m Alec Baldwin. I’ll be guest hosting for Ellen today. [CHEERING] And I’m so grateful to Ellen for asking me to do this. It’s so kind of her to take a chance on a middle aged white guy. But that’s

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What’s up guys, my name is LiLiLi aka Riceman and today we’re in the great country of Portugal Cameraman: It’s Puerto Rico oh, I’m sorry. We’re actually in Puerto Rico right now So today we’re gonna bring our patented Chair Prank here to the island. Now, if you guys want to see this kind of

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