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I’m at that age now where… I’ve started using phrases like “I’m at that age now” and I’m also at that age now where I love being of no fixed address. I love being on the road all the time but I can’t crash on couches anymore I’m done with it. I’ve stayed in too
Oh morning everyone Good morning Mr. O’Rourke We’ll just give it another minute and we’ll give a few more people a chance to log on Sir why are you wearing a tracksuit? Because I’m at home Darren. It looks weird sir Well I’m sorry but it’s all a little weird What’s the point in studying
– I think you’re supposed to learn a lot this sexual stuff from porn, you know, but I don’t like porn, so. I watch it like everyday, but I don’t enjoy it, you know? (audience laughing) I ruined porn for myself, ’cause I caught my reflection in the computer screen one time. (audience laughing) You
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Ladies and gentlemen the card has been entered into the Penis Protection Program Hi everyone! My name is Curtis Waltermire and I am a Comedy Mentalist. In the pre-coronavirus days my touring show The Mastermind Show played at comedy clubs throughout the Midwest. Of course we’re all hoping to be back to work real soon.
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Soccer Moms everywhere are freaking out because Chanum– Channing Tatum’s announcement. He’s leaving social media for a while. -He’s gonna focus on his art. -(awwing) And, uh, are you guys as deeply affected -by this as I am? -Yeah. Well, first of all, I’d like to compliment you on the shirt. -Oh, thank you. -I