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My head… Come Come! What happened Madam? Madam what happened? Corona! What to do now? Shoot! Dream! Oh god, corona shouldn’t come Will it come from the leg? Go away virus What are you doing? Don’t touch me I’ll sit here Corona! Murderer I’ll call and check You are here also? Did you see this?

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I’m at that age now where… I’ve started using phrases like “I’m at that age now” and I’m also at that age now where I love being of no fixed address. I love being on the road all the time but I can’t crash on couches anymore I’m done with it. I’ve stayed in too

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Oh morning everyone Good morning Mr. O’Rourke We’ll just give it another minute and we’ll give a few more people a chance to log on Sir why are you wearing a tracksuit? Because I’m at home Darren. It looks weird sir Well I’m sorry but it’s all a little weird What’s the point in studying

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– I think you’re supposed to learn a lot this sexual stuff from porn, you know, but I don’t like porn, so. I watch it like everyday, but I don’t enjoy it, you know? (audience laughing) I ruined porn for myself, ’cause I caught my reflection in the computer screen one time. (audience laughing) You

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– Oh! (laughter) – No, no! Stop laughing! – Stop laughing. – We’ve all been there ladies. We’ve all been there, we’ve all been there! – [Jim] Right. – It’s impossible. – [David] You don’t know when it’s gonna go. – Maybe not with champagne, but we’ve all been there. (applause) – Researchers discovered that

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Ladies and gentlemen the card has been entered into the Penis Protection Program Hi everyone! My name is Curtis Waltermire and I am a Comedy Mentalist. In the pre-coronavirus days my touring show The Mastermind Show played at comedy clubs throughout the Midwest. Of course we’re all hoping to be back to work real soon.

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Wtf dude ? I dunno haha how do you do that?? must be this RedBull I guess.. hahahaha he’s waving his hand! no I’m not.. you’re pressing that button with your backpack hi, ‘sup? (wtf?!) ??? ah I’m just gonna use the stairs.. dude!?! oh sorry… oh I thought someone wanted to get in 😉

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Do you love tricking your buddies and watching them squirm? Then you’ll want to pay close attention to these awesome, crazy pranks you can play on your friends! Oh my leg! I can’t even move it! Oh no! I’m so sorry! How on earth did you hurt yourself? Let’s see the damage here. Ahh! That’s

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Soccer Moms everywhere are freaking out because Chanum– Channing Tatum’s announcement. He’s leaving social media for a while. -He’s gonna focus on his art. -(awwing) And, uh, are you guys as deeply affected -by this as I am? -Yeah. Well, first of all, I’d like to compliment you on the shirt. -Oh, thank you. -I

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