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– Bobby, you’re not Sonic The Hedgehog, are you? (laughter) I mean look at that hair. – Yes I am, I love eating the hedgehog, they’re delicious. – You know what happens? That’s, this whole thing started with. (laughter) – Uh, you guys, it’s fun! All right, well, two of my favorites. Ron, it’s nice

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Do you like babies or animals? Watch your babies play with animals, do they like animals? Stevie Yeah, you wanna hold him he’s cold huh, he’s cold You want to let him go, okay All right, let him go Oh My goodness gurgle the only thing Oh

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Before we get into the latest headlines, let’s kick it off with some good news in our brand-new segment, Ray of Sunshine. (triumphant music playing) All right, first up is news out of India. So many people in India are quarantined in their homes that, for the first time in a long time, you can

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– So we’re supposed to talk about stuff. (intense rock music) By the way, I ordered a Postmates, have you guys done that? I’m sure you have, right? – Yes, every day. – Postmates is like a lifesaver, you know? So, but have you had this? So I called, and then it goes, I get

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( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking

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HELLO, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOE LOUIS VERSUS MAX SCHMELING. BIG FIGHTS, AMERICA VERSUS THE NAZIS. LET’S DO IT. JOE LOUIS WAS A BOXER FROM ALABAMA. HE’S UPWARDLY COMING, AND HE HAD A ROCKING BOD, AND HE’S FIGHTING THIS DUDE MAX SCHMELING. MAX SCHMELING LIVED IN GERMANY. HE WAS A GERMAN DURING THE

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Jeremy what up what’s up man ah ah dude you too with the corona man hey doing the elbow dude you’re really worried about that yeah this is serious you of all people and what should we do with them pigs people are dying out there bro you got to be safe yo I am

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