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Incredible energy guys, right out of the gate. I appreciate your appreciation for me. It was weird cause none of you know anything about me. Which makes this whole thing seem a little fake if I’m gonna be real. (laughing) I’m from Kansas originally if you couldn’t tell by my hair part. It’s weird being

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( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking

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– My name is Tien, but my full name is actually Hanhtien which is spelled H-A-N-H-T-I-E-N. Remember that. I once had a teacher in high school, ♪ A white teacher ♪ (audience laughs) who was reading through roll call. And I knew she was about to get to my name ’cause she had that like,

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♪ ♪ (audience cheering) ANNOUNCER: Please welcome, Ali Saddiq! (applause) Hey. (laughter) How y’all doing? (scattered whooping) How the rest of y’all doing? (more whooping) Let me say this. Let me say this. I’ve been thinking about this, too. Father’s Day is the worst holiday in the world. I’ve done the research. I already know.

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– Welcome back to Baba Knows Best, the only game show where real brown dads compete for cold hard cash. We’re down to our final three dads. Let’s meet them. Up first an aerospace engineer from Seattle, Washington, give it up for Mohammad. Now, Mohammad I hear one of your hobbies is reading the newspaper?

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– Where are the cat people who like cats? People who like cats? [cheers and applause] Cats? Decent, that’s a decent response, actually. All right, where are the dog people who like dogs? [cheers and applause] Ferrets. Where are the ferret people? [mild cheers and applause] ♪ Highway run ♪ Just kidding. All right, this

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I was recently home in Boston, and my mother– [cheer] Thank you. My mother Irena referred to the singer Celine Dion– Listen to me now. She referred to the singer Celine Dion as Salon Dijon. I honestly don’t know why we’re not all doing backflips right now. Salon Dijon was said to me in a

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(rock music) – What’s up everybody? (audience cheers) I’ve been listening to a lot of Journey. You like Journey? (audience cheers) Do you guys know the song “Separate Ways” by Journey? (scattered applause) – All right. For the rest of you that don’t know it, you know it. I’ll sing it for you. Also, I

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♪ ♪ – IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT. MAKE SOME NOISE! [crowd cheers] – AW, YEAH! – PUT YOUR MOTHER[bleep] HANDS IN THE AIR. – AW, YEAH! PUT ‘EM UP. – IF YOU COOL LIKE A PIMP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. IF YOU COOL LIKE A PIMP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. ‘CAUSE YOU’RE AN ACTUAL PIMP, PUT

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