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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Before we get into the latest headlines, let’s kick it off with some good news in our brand-new segment, Ray of Sunshine. (triumphant music playing) All right, first up is news out of India. So many people in India are quarantined in their homes that, for the first time in a long time, you can

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( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking

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HELLO, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOE LOUIS VERSUS MAX SCHMELING. BIG FIGHTS, AMERICA VERSUS THE NAZIS. LET’S DO IT. JOE LOUIS WAS A BOXER FROM ALABAMA. HE’S UPWARDLY COMING, AND HE HAD A ROCKING BOD, AND HE’S FIGHTING THIS DUDE MAX SCHMELING. MAX SCHMELING LIVED IN GERMANY. HE WAS A GERMAN DURING THE

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what a sweet brother would you say to her hey what are you doing is it the baby oh baby oh baby you don’t wasn’t yes she’s yours can you open the egg you ever kiss give her a nice little kiss no this is not your baby my baby this my cousin April 2012

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– Tonight, I can report the sky is absolutely falling, we are all doomed, the end is near, the apocalypse is immanent, and you’re going to all die. Or at least that’s what the media mob would like you to think. (dynamic music) – I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold,

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– My name is Tien, but my full name is actually Hanhtien which is spelled H-A-N-H-T-I-E-N. Remember that. I once had a teacher in high school, ♪ A white teacher ♪ (audience laughs) who was reading through roll call. And I knew she was about to get to my name ’cause she had that like,

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