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I write with my left hand. I destroy with my right. Are you lefthanded? I write lefthanded. It’s the only thing I do lefthanded. That’s bizarre. Yeah. You throw right-handed? Yeah. That’s so weird. Really? What do you jack? Right. Can you do left, though? Yeah. Do you hold it like a pencil, though? Nah,

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Millions of fast food products are eaten every single day, which proves that no matter how many mishaps there are, people are still not going to give up their food habits. Just know that you are certainly not alone when it happens to you. Here are 10 funny fast food fails that will make you

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thank you having have more problems for a trouble risk where cuz this is Africa, hello hi someone recommended that I do rap god faster but rap gods not actually that fast I’ll try it at 1.25 and see if I can go music Oh going out on a date with a guy makes me

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(Newscaster) But the park is still flooded so you’ll see kids out there… Dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. Just like, you pull in and you get spit right out of them. You just drop in, and smack the lip, pull back, jog down. Baaaah! And then after that you just drop in.

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young young nigga 3/5 hey can we talk for a sec yeah um I know we’ve been, through ups and downs but I still really have feelings for you ah this is my own product on the style and it will not be harassed bitch it’s like you’re gonna unzip your table just like the

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(dramatic music) (balloons popping) (audience laughs) – What a prick. (audience laughs) Any man over 40 on Instagram is weird and that weirdo is performance artist Jan Hakon Erichsen. He has over 500 of these artsy balloon snuff films. Real long winters in Norway is my guess. (audience laughs) (balloons popping) (audience laughs) (balloon pops)

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stand up stand up do we need to start over again do you need me in your face, again is that what you want do you want me in your face think about it you think about it’s great to meet you mom you’re dating a black guy wish your cell or get them next

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doesn’t give up love doesn’t give up oh whoa I can’t seem to get it up properly, are you less moist for example yes exactly I had made a commitment to date Jesus I’m dating Jesus it’s like I’m cheating on God and I had to look at my relationship that way you just somebody

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[ Farts ] [ Farts ] [ Farts ] [ Farts ] [ Farting ] [ Laughter ] [ Farting continues ] So we’re going live. About to get fired from my job probably. Let’s find out. [ Console dings ] Man: Hi. What’s goin’ on? Nothin’. Listen, Doug. We need to talk. Yeah. Why

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– Aw! – Light it (mumbling)! Woo! – [Woman] No, make it move carefully! Don’t get– – Here we go! (people cheering) – [Man] All right, all right (mumbling). – Wow. – Wow. (mumbling) – Yep. Just like that. (mumbling) (laughing) (all cheering) – Texas A&M has really scaled back their bonfires. (audience laughing) Flaming

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