– Last year. – Remember our host who shall not be named. – Shall not and I want to. – Shall not be named. He kept on bringing all of the women up as this next female. Get ready for the female. – This next comic is a lady. – Is a female. – Put
as hilarious is that music may sound it is not how I want to kick off my podcast this is the voice of Bruno welcome to the michael Oldroyd comedy podcast aka the droids podcast we are at episode 97 unbelievable we are approaching 100 and I’m gonna have to figure out how to change
[clock ticking] – MAY I BE EXCUSED TO DO MY SKETCH SHOW, PLEASE? – [sighs] FINE. [fast, varied music and sounds] ♪ ♪ – I’M NOT COOL WITH MUSIC. I THINK IT’S MAINLY OUT OF JEALOUSY. LIKE, IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE MUSICIANS HAVE SUPER-HOT GIRLFRIENDS. LIKE, EVERY MUSICIAN’S GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, HOMELESS CAT.
Yeah! All right, blow it! Drop it. Oh, my God! Car malfunction. Crash. Gorilla, get out now! Is that a f****** gorilla? Let’s go. Do you have insurance?
You are well-known for your roles as a court lady in period dramas. For some reason, I have an image of you – as a court lady. / – I became popular with that role. That’s right. That’s it. That’s the facial expression. That’s “Empress Ki”. You played a charismatic court lady. That’s right. I
hey guys testing testing one two three let’s keep talking so we can find the right Mike let’s find the right Mike so that we can tear it up and have a good time with this let’s let’s rotate the crops let’s have some intercourse we are all quarantine it feels a lot like jail
Ah! Greetings! It is I, the magical wizard ugly-face! You must go on a mission to retrieve the magical blue space pants! [magic jingle] Hello-o-o-o-o-o? [cartoon sliding sound] Hello! Oh, yeah, um, hi. I’m looking for the magical blue space pants. *Dun, dun DAAAAAH!* Auh, you’re on your own buddy. Uh oh. No no no