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I’m 35 now. I’m 35, I just got my own place. Took a while. Some people my age are astronauts. I’m just excited that I get to pee with the door open. Which is what I did at my old place, it just made my roommate sad. Be like, “You’re 35, you think you can

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– I said it because I wanted to sleep with you. – Why you switching up on me? (rock music playing) – Hello and welcome to Cry Battle. This is the show where whoever cries the most wins. I’m here with King Vader. Are you a big crybaby? – Not necessarily. – You know. –

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Brendan, I’ve been giving this a lot of thought and I think we need to break up. – What? – I know this will come as a big surprise – Are you serious? – It’s just that I think we’ve got to totally different parts… – Yes, yes. A thousand times yes! – What? –

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Brendan, I’ve been giving this a lot of thought and I think we need to break up. – What? – I know this will come as a big surprise – Are you serious? – It’s just that I think we’ve got to totally different parts… – Yes, yes. A thousand times yes! – What? –

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[Crying] [Crying] What happened? [Crying louder] Why are you crying? I got a dream Dream? Yes What kind of dream? In the dream, handsome and richer person than you kidnapped me It’s just a dream, leave it It’s so am crying [Husband Shocks Wife Crying continues…]

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-Preview- Hello guys~ it’s me Song, Dae-ik~ Do you guys remember when I pranked on Min-young for the first time? (When he made her cry for the first time) so pretty much the same thing cheating prank #2 but this time it’s a little different I’m gonna have a beautiful streamer in my bed and

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– CARVELL THANKS YOU FOR COMING. [sighs] FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I’M SURE YOU ALL HEARD THAT TWIGS GOT PULLED OUT THE RIVER THIS MORNING. IT AIN’T NO SECRET THAT HE AND CARVELL GREW UP IN THE HOOD TOGETHER. SO LISTEN UP. ‘CAUSE CARVELL ABOUT TO SAY SOME WORDS. – [panting] – OKAY, YOU KNOW

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It’s hump day. Happy hump day to you. [APPLAUSE] Are you having a nice hump afternoon? That’s right. Did you celebrate the holidays over the weekend? I’m not talking about Easter or Passover. I’m talking about April Fool’s Day. April Fools Day was Saturday. April Fools– it was Sunday. See when I did there? See?

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