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– Bobby, you’re not Sonic The Hedgehog, are you? (laughter) I mean look at that hair. – Yes I am, I love eating the hedgehog, they’re delicious. – You know what happens? That’s, this whole thing started with. (laughter) – Uh, you guys, it’s fun! All right, well, two of my favorites. Ron, it’s nice

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Good day, everyone. Welcome back to another episode on Clay Mixer: Flirting Mastery If you love this video. Please hit “Subscribe” and “Like” buttons below to see better episodes on Clay Mixer. And don’t forget the ♪BELL♪

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When the question irks the emperor, then public must find answers by themselves, else tie a mask over the eyes, thinking all is well in wonderland, tie a mask over the eyes, thinking all is well in wonderland, burying accounts in the books, laying waste to hard earned money, thinking all is well in wonderland,

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What is it? Brochure of European trip. Me and my mom want to travel to Europe. Other people’s moms have already traveled around the world. My mom is so pitiful. She hasn’t gone anywhere. European luxury cruise trip. The price on this doesn’t include all costs. We need to bring more. What do you mean?

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– So we’re supposed to talk about stuff. (intense rock music) By the way, I ordered a Postmates, have you guys done that? I’m sure you have, right? – Yes, every day. – Postmates is like a lifesaver, you know? So, but have you had this? So I called, and then it goes, I get

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( music playing )Announcer: What’s up, New Orleans?This is “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents.”Please welcome Chris Redd.( cheers and applause ) New Orleans, what up? Chris Redd. Hey. Man, I’m from Chicago, man. I been in L.A. about a year, man, it’s cool. There’s some differences I noticed. You know, like– like the weather is fucking

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HELLO, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOE LOUIS VERSUS MAX SCHMELING. BIG FIGHTS, AMERICA VERSUS THE NAZIS. LET’S DO IT. JOE LOUIS WAS A BOXER FROM ALABAMA. HE’S UPWARDLY COMING, AND HE HAD A ROCKING BOD, AND HE’S FIGHTING THIS DUDE MAX SCHMELING. MAX SCHMELING LIVED IN GERMANY. HE WAS A GERMAN DURING THE

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People think the South is divided by race and religion. Not true. We’re much more divided by which basketball team you root for. ”Carolina-lina!” Yeah, yeah. Or what kind of mayonnaise you put in your potato salad. “Duke’s!” Yes, we need the Governor to declare Duke’s the official state mayonnaise. (unintelligible) Pantene? (? still not

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