(dramatic music) (party music) – They got good tunes on this show. (hums along) Sometimes I go to the club, I drink a lotta Bud. Haha, yoo! – Cheers to pukin’ again, yes! – [Spade] Yeah let’s see the old Snooks! This is why people love you. (Snooki shouts) – Go a little nuts here.
[lively music][line trilling]– This is Mary.– I’m just calling about the adfor the one-bedroom apartment.Am I talking to the right person?– How soon do you need to move in? – We need to move in very soon. I’m not sure what your restrictions are in terms of how many people can live in the space.
[dubstep music] ♪ ♪ – GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO GIGOLO HOUSE. 10 BEDROOMS, 1 1/2 BATHROOMS, AND SEVEN OF THE LONGEST DONGS IN LAS VEGAS. – I GOTTA COUPLE OF DICK TRICKS TO SHOW YOU JERKS. – WHEN WE FIRST WALKED IN THE HOUSE, I WAS VERY MUCH IMPRESSED BY THE CALIBER OF THOSE I SAW.
Hello and a very warm welcome to ‘The Drama Company Super Nights’. Well.. Well.. You need not get surprised on seeing me here. Because I reach wherever there’s entertainment. By the way, I am here to look for Mr. Mithun. But looks like he is on leave. I am sure, he must be enjoying the
– Last year. – Remember our host who shall not be named. – Shall not and I want to. – Shall not be named. He kept on bringing all of the women up as this next female. Get ready for the female. – This next comic is a lady. – Is a female. – Put
– Bobby, you’re not Sonic The Hedgehog, are you? (laughter) I mean look at that hair. – Yes I am, I love eating the hedgehog, they’re delicious. – You know what happens? That’s, this whole thing started with. (laughter) – Uh, you guys, it’s fun! All right, well, two of my favorites. Ron, it’s nice
– So we’re supposed to talk about stuff. (intense rock music) By the way, I ordered a Postmates, have you guys done that? I’m sure you have, right? – Yes, every day. – Postmates is like a lifesaver, you know? So, but have you had this? So I called, and then it goes, I get
– All right, I’m looking at the comments. Last week’s favorite jokes were a side-chick economy, Poo Fighters. (chuckles) Do you remember reading “Brown Spots on the Walls” by Who Flung Poo? Parakeet Pete’s was my favorite. A little rough around the edges, but who cares anymore. Change things up, part your hair on the
[clock ticking] – MAY I BE EXCUSED TO DO MY SKETCH SHOW, PLEASE? – [sighs] FINE. [fast, varied music and sounds] ♪ ♪ – I’M NOT COOL WITH MUSIC. I THINK IT’S MAINLY OUT OF JEALOUSY. LIKE, IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE MUSICIANS HAVE SUPER-HOT GIRLFRIENDS. LIKE, EVERY MUSICIAN’S GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, HOMELESS CAT.