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– Last year. – Remember our host who shall not be named. – Shall not and I want to. – Shall not be named. He kept on bringing all of the women up as this next female. Get ready for the female. – This next comic is a lady. – Is a female. – Put

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– Bobby, you’re not Sonic The Hedgehog, are you? (laughter) I mean look at that hair. – Yes I am, I love eating the hedgehog, they’re delicious. – You know what happens? That’s, this whole thing started with. (laughter) – Uh, you guys, it’s fun! All right, well, two of my favorites. Ron, it’s nice

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Kevin Love, welcome back to the show, but technically, welcome for the first time to The Daily Social Distancing Show. -How are you holding up? -It’s, uh, it’s been a different time to navigate, I think, for… for all of us. It’s just ridden with a lot of… stress, anxiety, uh, the unknown. I mean,

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Before we get into the latest headlines, let’s kick it off with some good news in our brand-new segment, Ray of Sunshine. (triumphant music playing) All right, first up is news out of India. So many people in India are quarantined in their homes that, for the first time in a long time, you can

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– So we’re supposed to talk about stuff. (intense rock music) By the way, I ordered a Postmates, have you guys done that? I’m sure you have, right? – Yes, every day. – Postmates is like a lifesaver, you know? So, but have you had this? So I called, and then it goes, I get

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HELLO, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOE LOUIS VERSUS MAX SCHMELING. BIG FIGHTS, AMERICA VERSUS THE NAZIS. LET’S DO IT. JOE LOUIS WAS A BOXER FROM ALABAMA. HE’S UPWARDLY COMING, AND HE HAD A ROCKING BOD, AND HE’S FIGHTING THIS DUDE MAX SCHMELING. MAX SCHMELING LIVED IN GERMANY. HE WAS A GERMAN DURING THE

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Jeremy what up what’s up man ah ah dude you too with the corona man hey doing the elbow dude you’re really worried about that yeah this is serious you of all people and what should we do with them pigs people are dying out there bro you got to be safe yo I am

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– All right, I’m looking at the comments. Last week’s favorite jokes were a side-chick economy, Poo Fighters. (chuckles) Do you remember reading “Brown Spots on the Walls” by Who Flung Poo? Parakeet Pete’s was my favorite. A little rough around the edges, but who cares anymore. Change things up, part your hair on the

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– Tonight, I can report the sky is absolutely falling, we are all doomed, the end is near, the apocalypse is immanent, and you’re going to all die. Or at least that’s what the media mob would like you to think. (dynamic music) – I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold,

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