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– Where are the cat people who like cats? People who like cats? [cheers and applause] Cats? Decent, that’s a decent response, actually. All right, where are the dog people who like dogs? [cheers and applause] Ferrets. Where are the ferret people? [mild cheers and applause] ♪ Highway run ♪ Just kidding. All right, this

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My name is Theodore Brice and I’ll be your host for this Behavioral Symptoms Meeting. (giggle and snort) Now I want to thank you all for seeing my Craigslist ad and for wanting to further your mental health. Now this meeting is open to anyone who wants to advance themselves and you’ve all signed Confidentiality

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Welcome viewers to my review of Chinese drama Love is Deep. Before we begin please remember to subscribe to my channel by clicking on the icon at the bottom right hand corner of your screen at the end of the video. Click on the bell icon as well to receive notifications about my latest videos.

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I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IT TONIGHT, OK? SO, CATS OR DOGS, GUYS? all: DOGS! – CATS? ANYBODY SAY CATS? – WHOO! – CATS? THE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES CATS LIKES CATS? WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, UH, YOU’RE WRONG. CATS ARE THE FUCKING WORST. [cheers and applause] I HATE CATS. THEY’RE

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– I think you’re supposed to learn a lot this sexual stuff from porn, you know, but I don’t like porn, so. I watch it like everyday, but I don’t enjoy it, you know? (audience laughing) I ruined porn for myself, ’cause I caught my reflection in the computer screen one time. (audience laughing) You

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cute cats pole dance in the kitchen to the morning Saturday night Wow you you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head if you’re happy and you know it do a spin if you’re happy and you know I do a spin if you’re happy and you know and

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What the? Play ( catch me if you can ) Wooooow. It `s Magic. I will catch you. Ops. Maybe I’m hungry. Belly asks to eat. When will he stop? Time to cook breakfast. Making food out of dough. Cat said hamburger. You eating only cold food and i eating only hot food. Trying food

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– Hey everybody in the bunker. I’ve been eating like everybody else. I ate all my earthquake kit. Ate my Corona kit. Now I’m feeling all fat and sassy. (David snaps and claps) (girl laughs) All right, lets do this. (David makes weird sounds) Okay, today is National Submarine Day. Appropriate because shit is going

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